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WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?

We ship from a little place called Austria via the Austria Post with Express Shipping.

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?

We ship worldwide, except for Mexico, Brazil and South Africa. For delivery to the International Space Station, an additional fee will be charged.

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping within Austria is free!

For all other countries we charge a flat rate of €9.99.
And offer FREE shipping worldwide on orders over $75 EUR!

Shipping is automatically calculated and deducted at checkout, no coupon codes are necessary

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY PACKAGE?

Please allow 2-3 business days for us to process your order. Once shipped orders generally arrive within 5 to 14 business days (excluding any delays caused by natural disasters, customs inspections, raptures, or kaiju attacks):

Austria: 2-3 days
Asia: 5 to 8 business days
Everywhere else: 5 to 14 business days

*** Christmas deliveries ***

The Christmas season is always hectic! The postal service has to handle a huge increase in packages to process which can sometimes cause delays. To make sure your package arrives in time for Christmas please place your order on or before December 1st!

Any order placed after this date may arrive after Christmas!

HOW DO I TRACK MY ORDER?

To track your order simply enter your tracking number here!
Your tracking number can be found in your shipment confirmation email. If you can't find it just send us a message and we'll get back to you ASAP! Don't worry, we've got you!

IF YOU COULD DELIVER TO ME DIRECTLY, WHAT VEHICLE WOULD YOU USE?

We’d have to go with a 1975 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Limited Edition (You know, the one with the Cartier clock in the dash). Of course, it would have to have a license plate that read ‘STR8PMPN’, a monkey butler, and be converted into an electric car.